EDC: Connected Everyday Carry Kit

Gotham Everyday Carry Kit

Apple iPhone 6

AO Aviator Sunglasses (LINK)

Carhartt Leather Bi-Fold Wallet

Leatherman Skeletool (LINK)

Nite-Ize Ahhh S-Biner & Bottle Opener (LINK)

Nite-Ize Black Keyring

Black Zippo Lighter

Stay connected with your everyday carry. Between the Nite-ze Ahhh S-biner, the Nite-ize key ring, Leatherman skeletool and your iPhone, you’re basically connected to world and can disconnect at any time you want with a single clasp or use of the all powerful off button…which we should all probably use more often. After all, being connected is nice but being disconnected on occasion is bliss! If your technology fails and you really need to disconnect, in this EDC kit you’ve got yourself a very functional Leatherman Skeletool. At only five ounces, the Leatherman Skeletool has a stainless steel combo blade, pliers, bit driver, removable pocket clip and more. So, if your iPhone’s power button malfunctions, simply raise the Skeletool above your head and with a fair amount of force bring it down about 10 to 15 times right onto that iPhone. If by some chance, that doesn’t do it, you’ve got that handy zippo lighter!  Grab some paper, wad it up, light it on fire and gently set the iPhone on top of it. Voila! Watch that iPhone burn while you gain back some semblance of your lost inner peace. Now…this part’s really important. You’ve just realized that it wasn’t actually your iPhone that you’ve destroyed.  Nonchalantly, place those American Optics aviator sunglasses on your face, and calmly begin whistling while you walk away from the evidence of the crime (and proof of your mental imbalance).

 

Leave a Reply